The true genius of the founders was that they established a Democratic Republic. A system of governance in which when the people speak, the powerful must listen. Well the people have spoken, my friends. And I am not talking about the political primaries last night. Boooooooooorrrrrring!
I am talking about America's new favorite sandwich, the KFC Double Down. The sandwich was supposed to only be available until this coming Sunday. But KFC has reported that sales have been so brisk, they will continue to make the sandwich available for as long as it remains profitable.
Those corporate fat cats at KFC thought they could introduce the sweet, sweet Double Down to the American public and then take it away like a thief in the night. But we told those oligarchs. When you offer us a sandwich comprised of two slabs of chicken in lieu of bread with bacon strips and cheese and sauce in the middle, you must continue to make it available indefinitely. We are a proud people, and we deserve no less.
So remember, "Don't Just Feed Your Hunger--Crush It!" Head in to KFC for a delicious Double Down. The founders would be proud.