Double Down, a new sandwich from the chicken wizards at KFC.
The sandwich is, according to KFC nutrition scientists, "so meaty, there's no room for a bun." I commend them on their efforts at including a bun. I can only imagine how they toiled thanklessly in some dark basement laboratory trying to fit a bun around all that meat and cheese. But in the end, you can't fight the inevitable. And so, KFC was forced to release the Double Down sans bread.
The sandwich, which was released this past Monday, April 12th, is comprised of two pieces of fried chicken (presumably in lieu of bread), two slices of cheese, the Colonel's sauce, and bacon. For the health conscious, you can get the chicken bread in both grilled and original recipe versions.
This just makes me want to start chanting U-S-A! U-S-A! This sends a message to those who would oppose American, from rogue nations, to international terrorists. You know what that message is? "We are a people of great resolve. We invented the Double Down. Clearly we have no fear of death. Do you really want to test us?!"
By the way, this thing is still healthier than many other fast food items, believe it or not. Now that's American ingenuity.