Since my post last week on former Rep. Eric Massa, it has come to light that his Navy shipmates have some pretty interesting stories. For one, Massa used to like giving men what he called "Massa Massages." Also, he is apparently a snorkeling enthusiast.
Last week, I remarked that the events unfolding in the Massa scandal have the comedic pacing of a Saturday Night Live sketch. The writers at SNL were apparently unable to resist doing a send-up of Massa's escapades, featuring him in both the cold opening and Weekend Update sketches. My favorite aspect of the cold opening is that before Massa gets in the obligatory "Live from New York, it's Saturday night!" viewers are treated to a reenactment of his tickle fight with the congressional staffers he lived with. The reenactment goes down pretty much exactly as I picture the actual event. Massa even utters the phrase "Kill the old guy!" which is how he described the giant man pile he threw to celebrate his 50th.
Here's one that's good for a laugh. The always excellent Neatorama linked to a mock movie trailer by the comedy team BriTaNick. If this were a real movie, it would be guaranteed to win an Academy Award. After all, the trailer features the song "The Dragon's Heartbeat" from the "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" soundtrack. (You'll know it when you hear it.) The video is a brilliant spoof of Hollywood studio tearjerkers, and I think you'll enjoy it. See below.